Skype

I recently downloaded Skype so that my parents can talk to my brother who is now overseas.

I have unknown people adding me on Skype and they are a tad different...

First:
Mike: half chinese, based in Sg
Mike: over 30 - HR/operations
Mike: you?
Tricia: Im not as old
Mike: ouch i am cradle snatching....
Tricia: ...........
Mike: ...so who do u skype with?
Mike: wat turns u on...?
Tricia: certainly not men like u
Mike: ouch...
Period.

Second:
John: went for op
Tricia: i see
john: cut my foreskin
Tricia: i see
john: painful
john: cannot walk
john: u noe wat is it rite?
Tricia: i dont understand
john: huh
john: my c*ck foreskin la
john: btw u virgin?
Period.

Turn offs...

I did make some nice net friends but, they are hard to come by and they never last.

Never, because the friendship is just too thin.

--

"You're a tough nut. I'm trying to flirt with you, in case you didn't notice. And don't say you don't flirt, because-"

"I don't flirt around simply."

"We could be more than coworkers. What do you say?"

"How about never? Does never work for you?"

"Now, that's just plain not nice."

"It's true."

"You're hurting my ego."

"Just stating fact."

"Bi*ch."

"Oooh, ouch. You got me. Now get lost."